YOU can now buy a number of bizarre pieces of Kim Jong-un-themed merchandise for the North Korea fan in your life.

       Everything calendars, to thongs, to condoms, and even sex toys are available with the nuke-mad despot's grinning face emblazoned across them.

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       Kim condom, anyone? Credit: SayItWithaCondom.com 7

       Kim Thong-un Credit: CafePress

       The 38-year-old may be a brutal dictator accused of multiple crimes against humanity, but that hasn't stopped him being emblazoned across all manner of clothes and nick nacks.

       For example, you or a loved one could become the proud owner of a Kim Jong-un thong, reduced from ￡20 to ￡15

       Featuring a picture of a smiling Kim on the front, it is available from US online retailer CafePress.

       The description for this unique piece of underwear claims it is 100% combed ringspun cotton and "will make her feel a little more naughty than nice in the most discreet, one-of-a-kind way".

       Meanwhile, novelty condom website sayitwithacondom.com advertises a prophylactic themed around North Korea's dictator.

       Punningly titled "Kim Jong Boom", and marketed at from $2,99 ￡2.21) a pop, the packet features a graphic of a smiling Kim with the word "Boom" underneath.

       "Celebrate the Supreme Leader with his new Boom condom," the product description reads.

       "Artwork printed directly onto white foil condom wrapped.

       "Studies show condoms are 98% effective at preventing pregnancy when used properly. Studies also show North Korea is 98% ineffective at launching missiles."

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       Also on the raunchier side is a Kim-themed sex toy, yours for the princely sum of ￡19.99 from Etsy.

       The white vibrator has a cartoon of a portly Kim with his hand on a nuclear missile and boasts 10 different speed settings.

       If you're in search of a tamer gift, you can get a Kim Jong-un 2022 calendar for ￡14.95 from Etsy.

       The calendar features 12 different pictures of the communist dictator, often themed.

       For example, February includes a picture of Kim photoshopped holding a red rose in honour of Valentine's Day.

       December shows a grinning Kim alongside former US President Donald Trump, with Christmas holly superimposed into the page.

       Global online marketplace Redbubble also advertises a number of Kim-themed products, including some fetching leggings for ￡41.96.

       The leggings include a repeated pattern of Kim in front of a North Korean flag.

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       The perfect Valentine's Day gift Credit: DesignLiterally / RedBubble 7

       Fans of The Notebook and geopolitics will love this Credit: PooSparkles / Etsy

       Also for sale on Redbubble is a white miniskirt with the tyrant's face on the back and front with the words "Send Nukes".

       The skirt is on sale for ￡29.32 and has a number of positive reviews, with one happy customer writing: "Very cute and flattering, girlfriend loves it."

       Etsy sells a wide range of Kim mugs, including one featuring a smiling Kim with the words "Live Laugh Love" above it.

       Another shows the iconic rainy embrace scene from the 2004 film The Notebook starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, but with Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump's heads superimposed in their place.

       A washable Kim face mask is also available for ￡8.99.

       In December 2017, an international war crimes committee confirmed that the dictator had committed all but one of the 11 recognised crimes against humanity.

       These include murder, extermination, enslavement, forcible transfer, imprisonment, torture, sexual violence, persecution, enforced disappearances, and other inhumane acts.

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       A Kim-themed miniskirt Credit: TutorVein / RedBubble 7

       This rather terrifying face mask is just ￡8.99 Credit: PrintyaPersonalised / Etsy 7

       It's not too late for a Kim calendar Credit: TheCalendarKing / Etsy

       A newborn baby was fed to guard dogs in a gulag, starving prisoners were executed for scrounging for edible plants in the dirt, and religious minorities such as Christians were tortured, North Korean defectors told the International Bar Association War Crimes Committee.

       Up to 130,000 people have been imprisoned by Kim across his network of labour camps.

       His regime continues to pump out a steady stream of propaganda, and this week, a video of Kim riding a white horse was released by the Pyongyang Broadcast Service.

       The bizarre video was released following health fears surrounding the despot.

       Video from earlier this month shows Kim apparently struggling to walk down a slope, and looking far slimmer than he did just two years ago.

       Regime propaganda claims the despot's body "completely withered away" last year out of "suffering" for the people of his impoverished nation.

       Pictures of Kim from 2012 show how unrecognisable he was just months after taking power following the death of his father Kim Jong-Il.

       In the following years, his reported cheese obsession and compulsive eating saw the 5ft6in Kim balloon to 22 stone.