TWO turkey T.Rexes try to stave off extinction — by getting steamy in the freezer.
The bonking breaded beasts were found going all primeval by mum-of-two Elyse McKenna, 31.
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Mum left stunned after finding two breaded turkey T.Rexes having sex in the freezer Credit: Kennedy News/Elyse Nycky McKenna 3
Elyse McKenna, 31, found the bonking beasts when she pulled out a pack of Bernard Matthews’ poultry shapes for her children Credit: Kennedy News/Elyse Nycky McKenna
She said: “I thought, ‘They must be keeping warm’.
"I told my eldest, maybe they put two dinosaurs in the bag and that’s how the rest of them get made.
“They ended up in the oven, though I did split them up before they went to the fiery heaven.”
Elyse, of Bideford, Devon, found the Jurassic porkers when she pulled out a pack of Bernard Matthews’ poultry shapes for her children Trysten, 11, and five-year-old Ridley.
She posted a pic online with the caption: “So… The turkey dinosaurs seem to have been busy in the freezer…”
One user replied: “If someone put me in the freezer, I’d do whatever I could to keep warm too!!”
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She wrote 'So… The turkey dinosaurs seem to have been busy in the freezer…' Credit: Kennedy News/Elyse Nycky McKenna
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