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” Mr Kwarteng was adamant that he was unsure where such claims came from but Ms Burley was having none of it. She said: “ It must have made you very cross!... ” Ms Burley hit back: “ Well I do!... Because it was someone from the Treasury who spoke to our deputy political editor!...

Home Office Minister Damian Hinds has denied that Mr Kwarteng lied when he said there were discussions between Government departments about help for energy firms.... The Business Secretary indicated on Sunday that struggling manufacturers and energy firms will not get much more support but said he is working closely with Chancellor Rishi Sunak to help the industry.... However, a senior Treasury source insisted to the PA news agency that no such talks have taken place despite firms pleading for

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Nearly 200 people have fallen ill with salmonella linked to pork scratching products.... The Food Standards Agency( FSA) said there was a link between several pork scratching projects and salmonella poisoning, which can cause diarrhoea, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting and fever.... Recommended Extinction Rebellion London protests – live: Demonstrators block Oxford Circus as pink table re-erected Why is Britain facing a supply chain crisis?...

Never did I ever imagine that it would lead to salmonella and I would still be suffering more than two months on." I’m still very unwell now and have been told I’ll need medical care for a long time.... It’s been such a traumatic time for me and my family." It’s also very worrying to think there could be more people out there suffering like I am.... An ECG was performed and she was found to have suffered heart failure....

Tulip Siddiq has denied any wrongdoing( Image: Getty) The Treasury minister named in an anti-corruption investigation in Bangladesh must also face a probe by Parliament's Standards Commissioner, Sir Keir Starmer was told. Tulip Siddiq is alleged to have been involved in brokering a 2013 deal with Russia for a nuclear power plant in Bangladesh in which large sums of cash are alleged to have been embezzled. DON'T MISS Powered by China sends huge three-word warning to UK as row over alleged Chinese

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OPINIONGraffiti left on a statue of Jan Christian Smuts in Parliament Square, London( Image: Andrew Matthews/ PA Wire) Last week we finally saw some evidence of sanity returning to the world when the UK Supreme Court ruled on the legal definition of" woman".... “ The unanimous decision of this court is that the definition of the terms woman and sex in the Equality Act 2010 refer to a biological woman and biological sex ” declared Lord Hodge. Phew, thank goodness we sorted that one out!... ' Ke